The NHL 2010 Playoffs Drinking Game

The NHL 2010 Playoffs Drinking Game

April 21, 2010, 12:52 AM
Filed under: Leafs POV | Tags: jeff finger is rich, nhl playoffs 2010, plekanec's turtleneck, yappy lappy

There are some things about the NHL Playoffs that are certain:

1) Teams will rise to the occasion

2) Teams will crumble and fall

3) Alcohol Consumption will adjust itself accordingly.

Whether you’re celebrating a Stanley Cup victory or drowning your sorrows, we are here to offer you some guidelines to enhance your playoff experience.

TAKE A SIP WHEN…

• Dan Carcillo does a tough guy act while the referee holds him back (+1 if he looks particularly like Popeye the Sailor while doing so)
• During a Predators game you remember that Jason Arnott is still in the NHL
• Daniel Alfredsson makes any form of guarantee
• Play is delayed because of the puck getting stuck in Scott Hartnell’s hair
• Mike Babcock smiles (or does anything except scowl)
• Alex Ovechkin celebrates a teammates goal as if he scored it himself
• Every time the word “Stempniak” is said by a commentator
• Someone questions how aerodynamic Patrick Kane’s mullet is
• Sidney Crosby takes a dive
• Sidney Crosby takes a two-hander to the face and someone remarks that Crosby is a diver/pussy/too old to be living in Mario Lemieux’s basement
• Ron Mclean is clearly holding back laughter during a Don Cherry rant
• A call is blown on a video replay

TAKE A GULP WHEN…

• A call is correctly made on a video replay
• Tuukka Rask makes a great save and someone in a Leafs jersey is seen crying in the third row
• A questionable 4th goal is let in and the backup goaltender is shown sitting on the bench
• A questionable 4th goal is let in by a Canadiens goaltender and the fans are shown tipping over his car and burning down his parents house
• The Pittsburgh Penguins; needing a spark to get momentum, send out Max Talbot to get the piss beat out of him.
• A Phoenix Coyotes player accidentally steps on the ice prematurely wearing next years “Winnipeg Jets” jersey
• Patrick Kane is shown on screen with his mouthguard actually in his mouth
• Ovechkin is shown throwing water on his face (if unable to consumer anymore, feel free to splash beer on own face)
• Dany Heatley is shown texting Mark Messier on his Blackberry while on the bench
• Evgeni Malkin splits the D and dangles around Crosby’s shadow to score a highlight reel goal
• Detroit Red Wings fans throw an octopus onto the ice
• Phoenix Coyotes fans throw rubber snakes onto the ice

TAKE A CHUG WHEN…

• Chris Osgood realizes he has finally been unseated as the Red Wings starter and returns his helmet to the dumpster he found it lying next to in 1976
• Maxim Lapierre actually drops the gloves instead of hiding in Plekanec’s turtleneck every time he has to back up his incessant yapping
• Pierre Maguire mentions how awful Mellon Arena is (mere hours before he returns to his parents house to sleep under his Dion Phaneuf bedsheets)
• A home game for the Ottawa Senators actually features the majority of the fans cheering for the Sens
• Chris Pronger’s wife is shown researching new NHL cities to move to
• Scott Hartnell’s wife is shown researching cities to fool around with Jeff Carter
• Toronto Maple Leafs fans throw Jeff Finger onto the ice

Enjoy,

L&L

PS: Add your own rules in the comments.

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